Spot On

Abby loves to read. Abby loves dogs. So one would think that Abby would love a book about dogs. Did she? No, not at all. She was less than thrilled to see what Spot found. In fact, she was so unhappy she ripped the flaps off the surprise and ruined it for any future siblings.

What has Spot found? I'm dying to know.

It's a crap bone. How predictable. Let's rip the carrot flap off in anger.

That's more like it.

Now, what has that boring dog Spot found now?

It's a bunny with a lame carrot. Who makes this junk? Time to rip the grass off the page.

Note to Santa: Abby plus books plus dogs = destruction.