In conclusion, here is a delightful picture Kim took of me on the plane. Notice I took the middle seat so the stranger on my left didn't have to worry about the crazy eye patch lady. I tried to do a good thing and this is how she repays me.Well, in return, I will write down some of the more funnier things I said about her eye patch over that day. Feel free to laugh at her expense.
(After Kim offered to drive me to Target) -- I don't know if I want to be a passenger in an eye-patch operated vehicle.
(While Kim was winking at a kid near us) -- Winking loses its effectiveness when one eye is covered by an eye patch. At some point you have to give in and just call it blinking.
(To an annoying guy who wouldn't stop staring at Kim's eye patch) -- Quit staring at my friend. You're super fat and she hasn't looked at you with her good or bad eye.
(While I was changing) -- Close your eyes. Wait, make that eye.
(While second guessing Kim) -- Two eyes against one. With that crappy eye patch you'll always be outnumbered.
(In response to someone saying her eye looks better today) -- Why? Does her eye patch look more white?
2 comments:
hahaha i like "two eyes against one" miss you D can't wait for November 20th!!!! xoxoxo Congrats on a great accomplishment!!!!
Thank you for recapping those moments--I laughed a lot! Your pictures really are incredible--broken lens and all. You are a true adventurer. I think I've kind of lost touch with that side of me for while. what made you chose machu picchu?? And how do you get over the misery of being so sick in all these travels. It is enough to make me not want to do it.
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